I may not know the significance of the magpie being over there but I do know  why  Tippy is here.
(This book may not from your perspective be non-fiction but in my opinion does fit the dictionary's definition of non-fiction)
 Moral behaviour of all sorts has been reversed, massive personal debt is normal; prisons educate their clients to a higher degree of criminality than universities prepare their students for lawful occupations.  Many kids leave school less able to function in the real world than they could before they came under the influence of educators, which are erroneously still referred to as school teachers.      Consequently much of what was only a few years ago considered in many cases abhorrent is now considered absolutely normal. Even in the early seventies no one would have dreamt that a couple of homosexuals could get married in a bloody church then legally with the states blessing adopt children. Beginning in around 1975 slowly but surely the cart was being positioned in front of the horse and now the whole outfit is ARSE about FACE.  Since the Second World War the United States has given itself cart blanch to use its military to kill millions and destroyed not just cities but the economy of entire countries. These criminally insane that control the United States elected Governments have manufactured pseudo wars in the middle east as a means of polluting or lacing the entire region overtly with their depleted uranium, and gods knows where else covertly.
 Not only has bad become good, but it almost appears that the devil has become God.
In spite of the different things I have done in my 70 odd years I still consider myself to be a Lands & Survey Shepherd and all my writing is from that perspective. Subsequently  and perhaps the more you read the better you will understand why I articulate my words as I do and cut me a bit of slack with regards my spelling, punctuation and grammar, all the mistake you would not expect to find in a professionally written and produced book.
None of my books are pretending to be something that they are not, in that they are not stamped with the brand of conformity,  therefore don't conform to what the majority consider professionally written, edited, printed or glued together, because these a5 sized soft covered books are written then totally and solely produced by myself  (Bob Simmonds.)
In this section I have endeavored to write a synopsis for this book, I have tried to be honest , but truthfully writing about something you have written yourself is rather difficult. Always in the back of your mind is the knowledge or the fact, that if  it's under done the book will not sell, but if it is over rated and the buyer is disappointed it won't be long before they will justifiably claim to have been RIPPED OFF and I certainly don't want that to happen. 
Previously when I was randomly selecting a page or two for the excerpts I could pick out the pages that I felt  would better clinch  the deal, however now by taking them in sequence while I feel it's more honest it probably  is not such a good idea when trying to convince somebody to buy it.
 I think the best way I can describe this book is to say that I have attempted to show that nothing is as it seems and nothing is coincidental. In that the scripts for wars, economic booms, and busts was originally scripted long ago by the masters of those that control the invisible / unelected governments worldwide to ready us, or condition humans to the point where we will demand that we are all governed the same by a regime that is run by other than humans.
Before being accepted into a New Zealand teacher training programme, it is necessary to attend an interview conducted by the teaching staff in which every  applicant is asked about their relationship to the Treaty of Waitangi, and their loyalty to ‘treaty principles’. There is something vaguely inquisitorial about the framing of these questions, and suspicion falls upon any applicant who diverts from the official line.
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This PDF FORMATTED version of ARSE ABOUT FACE has the same content as the a5 sized soft covered book therefore the excerpt & synopsis are the same.